Secession

To think, all this time we thought we won the civil war... Amidst all of the "what do we do now" talk, all of my friends are consumed by the thought of secession. A nice peaceful well-to-do country of blue states in the northeast. It just shows the depths of liberal depression and psychological distress that the only positive and comforting thought we can come up with is seceding from the Union.

Would be kinda nice to keep our tax money though.